Happy Birthday!!! <3
Rent the car, GET THE FULL COVERAGE, then see how much air you can get with it.
"Oops, it broke. Bring me a new one!"

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The Large Hadron Collider may seem scary now, but that's only because you've never seen the Large Hard-on Collider.

Happy birthday! :'D

_{btw love the song you're listening to. XD}

Congratulations on your birthday

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"and just like that *pooof* invisible ninja vanish"

happy early bday!!!!

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&& while everyone else was a fruit i was the rice ball

Yay~!
Happy Birthday. o:

Have fun with all your rented cars.

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Don't get mad at me because your man didn't give you any dick last night.

Happy Birthday
Have fun

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Proud member of the Tibetan Buddhist Monk Death Squad

Happy birthday! :3

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"Bacteria: The only culture some people have."

Happy birthday! :D <3

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aka Ferra

Happy birthday! Eat much nummy food ~

D: I'm not old enough to rent a car, but in NYC I guess it's not so pressing.

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Goodbye Blue Monday!

Happy early B-day!

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"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"